Delusional Romance Novelists Unite!

According to E Online, "Despite all the current warm fuzzies about the love between Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer, OK! claims to have a source that says when Jen and ex-husband Brad Pitt's eyes met, they both realized they still had feelings for each other. Our eyes met this cover story and we wondered if said source is a delusional romance novelist."  I have decided to take offense at the use of "delusional romance novelist" in this asinine news story.  I may be melodramatic, emotional, sensitive, lusty, enthusiastic, imaginative, talented, thoughtful, insightful, and perhaps even optimistic. But never delusional.